Trailer for newest Bond film, Skyfall, directed by Sam Mendes and with a returning Daniel Craig. Let me just say, words can not express how awesome even this brief teaser looks.
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Olympia has a white lanugo coat, an indication that she was born prematurely. Tim Lebling, ASLC Stranding Coordinator, stated, “It is likely that Olympia was abandoned by her mother, as we commonly find that seals abandon their premature pups.” Olympia is currently in “good but guarded” condition, and will be cared for until she can be released back into the wild. She ASLC’s first stranded Seal in 2012. (via zooborns)
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Kitten Hustled at Local Pool Hall
Sammy wouldn’t listen when his friends told him not to shoot stick with strangers. The area kitten was taken for a ride when two mild mannered amateurs turned out to be billiard hustlers.
“They threw the first game,” said Phil Wrigley of Wrigley’s Pool & Ribs, who watched it all go down. “That’s when they went double or nothing. Poor kitty never stood a chance.”
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Near-Sighted Corgi Fails 3rd Driver’s Test
A corgi named Wolfie flunked his third road test because he insisted on not wearing his glasses.
“He thinks they makes him look uncool,” says Alice Kimmel, a source close to the situation. “But he’ll never be able to parallel park if he can’t see the curb.”
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STUDY: Most Rabbits Miss Ally McBeal
According to a new study from Nielsen, a majority of rabbits miss the ’90s legal comedy Ally McBeal. ”We can’t quite explain why,” said Nielsen spokesperson Armand Grossman, “but bunnies really love David E. Kelly. They loved Boston Legal. We see huge numbers in the rabbit demo for Harry’s Law, too. But most of all, they absolutely loved Ally McBeal.”
McBeal is also the number one show among rabbits on Netflix streaming and has been a top seller for DVDs among the furry creatures. ”It’s not just legal stuff, either,” continued Grossman. ”JAG bombed with bunnies, and so did Raising the Bar. It’s literally just Kelly-penned shows that seem to do well.”
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Loafing
Its summer. And I feel worthless. Now that school’s done, there’s nothing to do. I finally figured out how to succeed in college, and not a minute too soon, and now I wake up and there’s nowhere for me to be, no homework that needs to be done, no studying, no nothing. I’m going to get fat(ter) and lazy(ier) and there’s nothing I can do. I need a job, not even so much for the money, but for something to fill my time, and give me purpose again. I feel like I’ve left Boulder even though I’m living there and hopefully have moved out of my childhood home for good. Which is strange. Strange that three of my best friends are out in the world, trying to make it as real adults, and here I am sleeping until 2 in the afternoon and reading books all day. I’m almost glad I’m taking a summer class, just so I can continue to tell myself that I actually am almost 21 and real life is actually going to happen to me. Maybe its because I’m completely dependent on my parents, have a girlfriend who is younger, but I feel caught in-between two different lives: the adult life I want and am terrified of and is so close that it’ll be here before I know it, and the life of a kid, where my biggest worry is finishing a math assignment, or some gossip I heard, or what kind of friends I have. Its a tug of war situation. I want to be an adult, but am so scared of being one and I just want to be a kid. But, being a kid isn’t satisfying enough anymore. It leaves me feeling like I’m wasting my time and quite simply failing. Maybe as I get older, and the fact that my sisters are going to college, Anna and Paul are done with school, Coop is also done, Wren is getting older, will make the transition easier. But it sucks feeling worthless when you sleep in until 2, but know you have nothing better to do. Thank god Courtney is coming up Monday to have a movie marathon with me. I hope she reads this, so she knows that I value her friendship a ton. Outside of Wren, she (you) are the person I talk to and see most often, and whose company I most often get to enjoy. Im so happy we became friends and your companionship has gotten me through a lot more than you know, so thank you. God, I’m rambling so bad. Whoops. It is quarter to 4 in the morning, so maybe thats why. But as long as I’m on a roll, Anna and Paul, if you read this, you two give me the courage and willpower to struggle through this, because whenever I think its too scary or I’m not going to succeed, I look at the two of you and applause your bravery and courage for doing what you love where nothing is guaranteed. Thank you for serving as an inspiration to grab life by the balls and earn your successes. Also, Coop, I’m so glad you’re staying in Colorado, because I look to you and see that you can succeed in college and you can make a life for yourself. You know what you mean to me, and I will forever call you a friend and will always insist on multiple hour Chipotle dates to discuss everything under the sun. You proved that graduating college is possible, with a challenging major, and that you can then go out and so something with it. And finally, Wren, I probably don’t say this often enough, but I wouldn’t trade our relationship for anything. Its frustrating sometimes that we can’t connect on issues, but it makes it even more valuable that you can show me a different perspective on how to deal with stuff. You keep me happy and sane more than anyone, and I’m glad, so glad, we ended up together, and have been together for a long time. You are a steady presence, someone I talk to everyday, and you keep me sane and are a reminder of why all this will be worth it someday.
Jesus. I’m a sap. I love my friends. I’m terrified and ecstatic that I’m growing up. But I know I can do it thanks to everyone in my life and its thanks to all of you that I can say I’m happy.
So thank you.
Courtney had a heart attack.
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